I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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