i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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