she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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