HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
what if I'm pregnant?
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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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