And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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