I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
