I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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