The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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