So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
how does that bad decision feel?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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