TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the high leading the old right now
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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