And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
be right there i have to get my cape
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm having to shit out rocks
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