New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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