you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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