Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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