i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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