oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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