I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i think im in europe. pls send help
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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