The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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