is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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