was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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