Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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