2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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