my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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