just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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