YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to walk on stilts...naked
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we made out on top of his cat.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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