Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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