All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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