I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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