Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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