You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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