If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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