There was a lot of him and a little penis
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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