Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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