Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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