But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?