Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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