Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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