I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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