sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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