Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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