Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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