I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
