Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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