hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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