are you so shy because you have an std?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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