I think I died a long time ago.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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