He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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