About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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