where am i from again
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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