hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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