Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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