Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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