By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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