I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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