I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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