well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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